Before starting, I took some advice from the wiki itself, if this goes on deletion, I will never make one again.
We all know Super Mario 64, right? It is a good game and I used to like it. Used to. I really loved it when my friend told me you could find Yoshi on top of the castle. Anyway, I found a copy of Mario 64 from this completely legitimate shady old guy. As much as I liked his mustache, I didn't choose him trustworthy. I took it home with me. Upon inspection, I found that the cartridge had MARIO written on it with a sharpie. I never thought much of it and put it on my N64. When you reached the part where you could mess with Mario's head, it was very stretched out and his pupils were missing. I shrugged it off and went on. In a average copy of Mario 64, the save slots are called Save File A,B,C,D right? Well here Save File A already had a save with my name! It had 0 stars but again I shrugged it off and continued. When Peach's letter is shown, she was staring at me! I was frightened very much. Everything was normal so I proceeded to go fight the Bob omb King. I entered the battlefield and stomped a goomba. It spattered blood on Mario's face and organs came out. It was hyper realistic and gross so much that I almost came to barf. After that Mario started doing weird things like walking erratically. The sky was also dark and spooky. When I reached the Bob Omb kings fortress, instead of him, was a dead Mario! Hyper realistic blood gushed out over the screen. The screen turned black and I was shocked. Mario's head came back but was normal except for a slight bloody tinge on his hat. He then said "ITSA ME MARIO" and grabbed me and killed me.
I will never touch Mario again my life
THE MARIO HEAD IS COMING FOR YOU